Why Do I Keep Letting Crazy On My Land?

Oh Damn! 

It is now official.  I am never celebrating Christmas again!

Why are there so many pygmies showing up at my place?!  I so need to start ejecting more.

Now this I could handle and Jack was just so adorable....for once.

But things quickly changed.  *SCREAMS!*  Umm...no way in heck was I going to make it rain on these two.  Please brain, take me back to Ladies Night!

So glad my beautiful Queen came over because if I had to look at these two grinding on the ground for a minute longer I was going to have to poke my eyes out.



Pygmy Jack and Lycan Wolfbane

Sometimes SL just really messes with you and does awful things to your avatar.  Due to this I had the creepy honor of meeting Pygmy Jack Rabbit. *shivers*

I was truly grateful that he was at least wearing a thong.

He went totally out of control.  I tried to shot him with a tranq dart but it did no good.

So glad Wolfbane Blackheart was there to go all Lycan because I was a bit afraid of the crazy pygmy.

You would think having a big badass Lycan in your face would be enough to get you in check.  But this is Jack.....

....so Lycan Wolfbane had to b-slap him.

And when Lycan Wolfbane was done opening a can of whoop arse on Jack, he went for a refreshing dive.  Now who knew Lycans could swim.  It was a very graceful dive.....until he got out of the water, stood next to me, shook all the excess water off his fur and onto me.  Thanks Wolf! *grumbles*

I might have taken some liberties with this story.  But it was still an interesting morning no doubt! :)